• THE THING: The website called Real Ultimate Power.
  
• THE HAIKU REVIEW:
        This is a website
            In reverence of ninjas.
                Pretty dang funny.
  
• THE FULL REVIEW:
  Sorry I haven't posted in a while!!
  
  I am posting this little link to this website to fill in at least something! I promise to do better in the future... (yeah, right.)
  
  Actually the site makes me laugh. It must be done by someone young, or just acting young -- he has claimed that his name is Robert Hamburger, and he has "...a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable."
  
  I don't remember how I found this site. It was a while ago, and made me crack up. I can't explain it -- the site is pretty low-brow. Actually it's pretty much NO-brow. And I should warn you that the main page has some goofy annoying music.
  
  Just to give you a little taste, this is how Mr. Hamburger describes ninjas:
  "These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."
  
  It's silly and vile and juvenile. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.